some asshole: lizards are boring
me:
some asshole: holy shit
FLAMED HER ASS 😂😂
This is unrelated but that persons Twitter avi is a picture of my dog
My bro has the cutest dog. I don’t know why she’s in the laundry basket and I don’t care because she is so freaking cute.
How did people first figure out that it was cicadas that make this noise? I could see that taking a long time.
Were there just like a thousand years where people were like “yeah, the trees are screaming. They do that in the summer.”
the most inspiring image you will ever see
(Source: cutejam)
white: hey have you listened to [classic rock band/song]
me: no im latina
Sorry but that’s like asking me, “Have you listened to Juanes or Fetty Wap?” and me responding, “No I’m a white woman”.
Your ethnicity doesn’t preclude you from potentially being exposed to certain music genres.
me: jokes
white: *crying uncontrollably* we are all one music genre….. the human genre
when ur an Adult in Training™ and need to ask a Certified Adult™ a question BUT UR MOM ISNT ANSWERING THE PHOnE
(Source: ministerscrimgeour)
